Arthur Nudge

Arthur Pewtey

Announcer / Hungarian Man / Self-Defence Teacher / Sir George Head / Policeman / Interviewer / Mr. Praline / Second General / Christopher Columbus / Mungo the Cook / Bank Robber / Accountant #2 / Vocational Guidance Counselor / Vivian Smith Smythe Smith

Brother / British pedestrian / Mr. Harrison / Sergeant-Major / 'Hell's Grannies' policeman / Jimmy Blankensop / Sir Edward Ross / Restaurant patron #1 / Letter Writer / Oliver St. John Mollusk / Mountie / Town Guild Lady

Self-defence nun / Flasher / Uncle Sam / Caterpillar man / Sign holder

Stage Manager / Tobacconist / 2nd Hungarian Man / …

Dierdre Pewtey

Best Girl

Distraught Mother